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Only fans and organ sales

It recently emerged that the owner of OnlyFans Leonid Radvinsky is paying himself $1.3-million (R24-million) a day off the back of the company’s earnings. OnlyFans famously takes 20% of all money paid to its creators and this has proven extremely lucrative for the Ukranian/American.

As the harsh economic climate bites ever harder and an increasing number of people turn to OnlyFans and make Leonid even more cash, I would like to propose another avenue to instant cash that most of the world hasn’t even considered – selling organs on the black market.

One of the largest problems with OnlyFans is the fact that fame and income is not guaranteed for anyone. For reasons known only to those who subscribe to OnlyFans it is clear that some of the creators make a great deal of money, while the vast majority make very little or even none at all for pictures and videos of their most private no-no-naughty-spanky-feel-good-places. If this seems unfair to you, then, much like the vast majority of your fruits and vegetables should you turn to OnlyFans, black-market organ sales will be right up your alley.

Black-market organ sales do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, gender or sexuality. A black-market organ buyer will be willing to pay hard cash instantly for whichever organs you are willing to have removed. Better yet, with black-market organ sales you don’t have to spend years taking complex, body-contorting photo shoots, carefully planning social media calendars and building a following before you can start earning – the audience is already sedated in a back alley surgery somewhere in Asia and willing to pay top dollar.

In an era where everything costs an arm-and-a-leg, you can probably actually pay for it with your arm or your leg. Be warned, however, that this will severely limit your ability to make extra cash on OnlyFans from photos of your feet. Anyone who is now interested in selling organs online, should simply put a message out on any social media platform, that they would be interested to negotiate and the buyers will track them down.

Don’t hesitate. Act fast now. Black-market organ sales will only last as long as rich people need organs to harvest on their never-ending quest for immortality.